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relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend

my gay ass:


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You know you’re in the next level of the relationship when you show them your feet.

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"...sometimes the biggest of us are the most fragile..."

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i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…